Distracted

I need to write this paper for AP Lit, but it's hard to do when there are so many distractions...
like myspace..
and coffee...
and I Love Money on VH1...
and the process of making strange noises to make my brother laugh...
and nail polish...
and Kenny Chesney...
and singing to Kenny Chesney...
and ramen noodles...
and thinking about napping...
and the guilt trip that comes with napping instead of writing...
and worrying about late fees at block buster...
and thinking about ellipses and how weirdly it is both a math term and english term...
and looking at the mail...
and doing laundry...
and reading every small print word on my lip gloss, SEXY MOTHERPUCKER...
and looking up random words in the dictionary...
and being intensly awed by the tingly, static feeling SEXY MOTHERPUCKER causes on my lips..
and the funny little squirrel who can't decide which side of the road he would rather stroll on...
and OMG WATCHING A RED DODGE NEON FLATTEN THE SQUIRREL TO THE ROAD!!!
and making jokes about poor little squirrels...
but i thought adding more specifics about the car would make it more believable.

Now to this paper...